Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

(Source: fvming)

I remember when I got called for my first training with Real Madrid’s first team. I went there two hours earlier to impress my coach, but when I got there Cristiano Ronaldo was already out on the pitch training.Jesé Rodríguez (via ikerscasilla)

(Source: cr7forbeastmode)

*creates the human butt*
Oh they are gonna love this


tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)


my morning routine:

  • wake up 
  1. flawless